The Dos and Don'ts of Exam Studying

A distress commentary on what not to do when you are freaking out that you're going to fail your biology exam. Do not procrastinate on studying, and do not think that the online review will prep you anywhere close to where you need to be for the actual exam, because it will not, and you will be devoured by the kaiju that is an accumulative exam. Do not for your own life, start crying about the exam because all hopes and dreams are lost and you're nothing more than a lifeless sack of failure because that is negative thinking and being an optimist is the way to go. DO NOT let the stress get to you and do not change your dietary habits because that will consume what little sense of sanity you have.

So far, I've told you what not to do. What you can do however, is be confident. That might get your grade up by like a quarter point. Moreover though, just keep studying. Multiple choice (mcs) practices help you reinforce your process of elimination skills, and if the entire test is multiple choice, getting an A with such practices (as long as the correct material is covered on the practice mcs) should be easy.

What do I know though, I am merely a freshman in college that is procrastinating right now, writing about what should not be done over an incredibly difficult biology class accumulative exam. I would say kill me, but the level of utter inebriation I am in right now will probably do that for me. In addition, do not get drunk and then cry about failing because that makes everything even the more worse.

- The Saint Time Sinner